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Anonymous 09/22/2022 (Thu) 18:02:09 No. 22
/waifu/ thread rules: >claim and post your waifu >do not lewd waifu >do not steal other waifu >roleplay is for private chat only
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Oh, cool, an official thread with rules and everything.
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Love your waifu.
>>24 she a qt
There was this girl a few years ago. Randomly met her on the internet and started chatting with her. She was very nice to me. We talked lots over several weeks and it was a lot of fun. We talked about TV shows, anime, manga, vidya and lots more. She was into so many thing that I liked too. We got quite close to each other but never in a romantic way. Neither of us wanted that. Then, one day while chatting, after a couple of drinks, she wanted me to do something very strange. She asked me to wear a skirt for her. At first I thought it was a joke and laughed about it but she made it very clear that she wasn't jesting. She kept pushing me to wear one for quite some time and because of that and the alcohol in my blood I decided to do it. I put on a skirt, sent her a picture we chatted about it. It was a lengthy conversation but she seemed very happy about me doing her that favor. It was a very weird evening and we talked about it from time to time again but in the end, it was fun. Several more weeks went on and we talked less and less. She didn't have the time for our lengthy chats anymore. It was sad but nothing that'd get me down. Until one day, she wrote her last reply. She didn't say good bye or anything, it was a casual chat but she never responded or came online since that day. I miss her sometimes, wondering if she's doing alright and still remembers me. Hopefully she comes back to me one day.
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>>23 We like to keep things neat around here. >>24 Seija a cute.
>>27 ur rules are gay and you should be ashamed for making the,
>>27 Anzu is so amazingly hot
>>27 There's a whole rules page I'm not using. Might be good to formalize some right now
>>30 No
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>>31 Rule #1: Don't be a little bitch
>>32 make me
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good morning I love Anzu, also Mordred eats dirty assholes
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Maybe we can cry about it together.
>>37 I'd cry with you. Sounds cute. We could even drink a sad whiskey together
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>>38 It's going to be an ugly cry
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>>39 At least we'll be ugly together
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I'd like to claim Earth chan, the only flower in the garden of my heart. >>26 maybe you can talk about all the weird stuff that happened since then, some day.
>>41 That's a cute o3 hat
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Good morning I love Anzu.
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>>43 >posted at 3pm
>>44 >server time != local time shit I'm retarded
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>>44 But morning is whenever I wake up.
Only slept 6 hours, so tired.. couldn't fall asleep anymore. Got so much shit to do for tomorrow. Gotta be rdy for the convention
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>>47 Who are you dressing up as?
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>>48 The one and only ofc. Worked some more on the outfit. Hope I don't manage to make a hole in it again. Last year I tore a lil spot in the right armpit
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ate delic ramen
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>>51 and you didn't even offer me any
>>53 Ofc not, all mine. Nom
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Imagine liking cats. Dumb cats are baka
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So I was bored last night and doxxed the schizo...
And here's some regex to filter his name if anyone wants it /[<][(][*][-][*][<][)][<][(]["][o]["][)][>][(][>][*][-][*][)][>]/i
>>58 Is this cute or evil?? Now doxx your waifu so you know where to send flowers.
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>>58 what.. who is the schizo and why did you order pizza to his address?
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doxx me and send pizza to my house
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>>61 He slipped up one night and posted some vids from his youtube channel. His name is mark and he lives in seattle. I'm not gonna post all the info I have, mainly because I'm still collecting. Thinking about scraping the archives for all of his posts and training a markov chain on them for more shenanigans >>62 Okay, but I'm putting pineapple on it
Starting to think this "jeanie" person he keeps talking about might be Potasticpanda https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0B7gD411SJ4DkQYnSwFAcQ
I wrote a script that scrapes the archive for his posts. using the same technique, it should be pretty easy to write a bot that auto responds to him with his own copypasta. I'm going mad with power.
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>>63 Well that's not very threatening. Everyone on b also knows my name and where I live.
>>66 I'm on /b/ and have absolutely no idea who you are
It's complete
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Anzu, my wife. My love.
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>>70 It's a VN, it's not like it took skill.
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>>71 Don't u understand? I failed at getting any of the girls.. I ended up with the schizo
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>>72 No, I don't play vns. Are you telling me you would have preferred the girl with no arms?
>>73 I'd preferred anything over kenji. He's a drunk schizo
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Earth, buddy. Are you around? >>74 I don't see how that is a problem. I found that basketball anime with kise is on netflix though.
>>76 Yah but I never bother looking through the anime section because I'm not a weeb. Although my friend did recommend me one anime about a high school full of gambling addicts. You probably know the one I'm talking about.
>>75 Ofc, it's always been here, that's where you probably posted. Super fun planet.
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>>78 Well if you see the guy who's always going on about her tell him I said hi.
>>77 Kakegurui. One of my favs
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>>80 Yah that's the one, the blonde chick is obviously superior. I think I'll go watch that now actually.
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>>79 hopefully that's referring to me rawr!
generic thumb is too big make it smaller like less than 100k
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>>82 >WRPG English Full Package I have you now!
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>>81 Mary? Well.. mary is still a normal thinking human being. Yumekoa is completely unhinged. She's not right in the head. They are good friends tho
>>88 Yah, she's awfully cute. Were I some kind of heretic like you.. But Yumeko makes a great protagonist, I like how she's always winning. Just finished season one today and someone told me there's a prequel centered around Mary.
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>>89 Yeah, it's on netflix. Called kakegurui twin. It's about how mary started at the school. If you finished season 1 you should know that she doesn't always win. She can be beaten.. but it's rare. She's a strange one but lovely. And she's got great panties.
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>>90 Every time she loses it just plays into her eventual victory. I love when a protagonist just wins and wins, so tired of the trope where they always have to struggle or lose at the end.
Edited last time by niichan on 10/26/2022 (Wed) 12:49:52.
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>>92 I guess that means no shenanigans ;_;
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I have no idea how you did that but that's not what I'm seeing
>>94 It's all client side. I was trying to see if I could edit the raw of a post and add js thing to change it site side
Mark in a nutshell
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I have no idea what is going on
>>97 two more posts until you can give your waifu a 100
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>>98 so true check these dubs for Anzu
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Sup, haven't visited these threads in over a year. Is there anyone here that I would remember?
>>100 Depends who you are in the first place. You might know mordred. Also fuck you for stealing 100 get. I was gonna use it to announce the css changes I'm working on
There's a new entry in the style dropdown titled "Best Girl" You should try it out.
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>>99 Did you just post what I think you posted?
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>>103 I can't even post her here? That wasn't part of the agreement.
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hey Earthfag
>>100 nice gets, you might remember my posts >>105 hey Earthfag
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>>106 >>107 Nice double post, happy halloween
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happy halloween waifuchan, happy halloween Earthlings. Remember, you're a pretty pumpkin to someone >>108 happy halloween
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>>109 I wanted to talk about dnd with you sometime. Hope you've been staying busy.
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>>110 Yeah yeah. You're so nice. I have been playing tabletop RPG the last three days. I'm frantically homebrewing inbetween real life responsibilities
>>111 Thanks you big cute. I decided to end the campaign I was running after 3 sessions, it wasn't a lot of fun for me sadly.. Did you do anything special today?
>>112 today I posted my waifu on waifuchan, that felt really weird and nice. A lot of work is ahead, I hope Earth chan holds me. C-cute drawing, anon, did you make that?
>>113 Good luck anon, Earth girl has your back and I'm rooting for you too. Yah I made it about 30 minutes ago as a joke, it still needs a punchline though.
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>>114 Thank you. My brain tends to shift back to hating myself, but the World always holds my hand on the way back up, I think I'll be able to manage the difficult work somehow. Maybe the next time you make a campaign it'll be more your taste. At least the fear might be less next time. I like the drawing it's so active and one of them looks like a cute fuzzy cool Earth girl character
I drank like 3 bottles of wine. I'm wasted
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Ahem, I have an announcement. Mordred is stinky and gay.
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>>117 I second this, in fact I've added it as rule 2
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>>118 There are rules? >>119 Please don't cry. You're so ugly when you cry.
>>121 https://waifuchan.net/chat/rules.html
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Mhm, fuck u too "FRIENDS".. absolute assho... Overwatch 2 is mega fun. You should play with me
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>>123 Don't be so melodramatic. I'm not good at fps.
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>>124 What fucking fps. You run around swinging hammers and heals.
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>>125 Well I can probably manage being a healslut.
>>126 you're Anzu Futaba's pocket medic gf
>>127 >you're Anzu Futaba's swoon
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>click on best girl theme >it's not Anzu
>>130 running an entire image board just to promote your waifu drawing something
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>>131 kinda based
I got banned again ;_;
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Well ofc you got banned again. You are one of the dumbest persons I've ever seen-
I don't like roody-poos
I do like Anzu, sometimes tho
Hagrid is a ni gg er
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>>139 For this reason. fucking kek
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Maybe senpai can show me how to shoot. They'd have to hold me close and lead my hand and hip posing to show me how to aim properly.
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>>137 lies, nobody like Anzu but me >>141 pew pew
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>>143 Someone sent me something funny, maybe you can make use of it in your games.
I'd sex that
Dead website...
Hagrid come cuddle with me while I drink beer
Earth chan come cuddle with me
>>149 Only if there's beer in it for me
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>>151 yes
>>152 I'm in
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>>156 You're welcome
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Once all this is over, I'll post my waifu on 4chan so hard. I'll make it known that I, anon, love my waifu. I want to kiss my waifu
>>164 I can't wait, I hope it's soon.
>>165 I hope so, too
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>>168 cute
I fucking love this website This is the culmination of years of avatafagging in 4chan A website dedicated to waifus, which in fact doesn't even mean anything, it's only used as the common denominator between all the types of faggots that have been dragged into /waifu/ Waifu is dead, just as this place
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I like cute foxes
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I like Anzu. I like Earthchan. I like Suzuran.
>>172 I like you too
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I made a lego bonsai I got for xmas
>>175 nice
>>175 holy shit so many pink frogs
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>>175 very cute
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>>177 I don't get either why they are frogs but it's still cool.
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I love love love Earth it makes my whole insides stir up to think about this guy
Waifus. Home.
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>>180 That's very adorable
Since I'm moving, I'm thinking about making a waifu shrine at my new place. That'd probably be cool
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Earth friend, are you there?
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>>197 https://youtu.be/LfX6JxfND44 (I lost the screenshot of moon AI chatbot agreeing to obsess over Earth together with me)
>>198 I wanted to ask you a favor but I think I'll wait a bit and I don't want to impose if you're terribly busy also talk about tabletop with you. Are you having fun?
>>199 That's very nice of you. Life is fast and I'm fighting, but afterwards let's babble virtually. What kinda favor? I'm having lots of fun. I woke up to thick snow falling outside my window, Earth is making all of this half as bad.
>>201 I'm glad, I hope the battles aren't too tough. It's Relmfag, I haven't heard from them in a few weeks and they are probably just busy with school or life among other things but the way they dropped off worried me and you're the only one I know that has any contact with them. If you could, I'm just asking if you would put out a message to him asking if he's alive just to put my mind at a bit of ease, it doesn't need to be anything more than that. I'm sorry to have to ask you this but it would mean the world to me.
>>201 Also I will understand if you can't or won't or don't want to for any reason. Thank you :)
When are u 2 gonna marry?
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>>203 I'm working on accessing my account. If I do get access, I'm still not sure if I can reach anon, but I'll try my best. >>204 I'm working on it
>>206 Thanks for trying. Good luck with your wedding.
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Dining with Amzu
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>>209 What a nerd, can't even type his waifu's name right
>>210 can you?
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>>211 .. you are onto me
>>212 attached desu
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>>206 Today I planted 2 bonsai for your waifu
>>215 that's really nice anon thanks
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Earthfriend, hope you're well.
>>230 Earth looks so nice in this >>233 ####### #@ . E# My mind is fine # . % . # Everything else, I'll tough it out # . . . # I'm invincible and always busy securing your comfort from the shadows ###+### The Earth chan bumps into a dungeon wall
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>>234 I thought you might like it. Cute nethack post, maybe don't walk around blindfolded and you can bump into your waifu instead.
>>235 if I walked around blindfolded, I would be extremely likely to run into my waifu Anzu's way of spelling your name is weird, "Kirari"
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>>236 True and then you could play it off like an accident. "Oh sorry, I was blindfolded! But since I ran into you, what are you doing next tuesday? How about a date." It's simply genius. The mind does funny things when you're in love.
It's all so tiring senpai...
>>247 it's okay, you don't always have to be strong
>>248 I'll be your friend, anon
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claiming this thread for Anzu
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>put Earth chan in waifu thread OP >admin deletes the entire website >someone puts Anzu in waifu thread OP instead true story *ragecomic*
>>253 I hate most of this post
The site was down for the last 12 hours or so because my host decided to change the server's ip address. If you're reading this, it's fixed now.
>>255 I am reading this, thanks sis
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>>253 >point out inconvenient truths >site mysteriously goes down Hmmmm.... Anyway here's Anzu.
I hope you all had a good time at church today.
>>262 I'm surprised they even let you in
>>263 What makes you think they did?
this website is church I pray
>>270 my wife
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Earth day! You're the star of my show Erdbeerchen, keep it up! You have my heart any day. I'll try my best for you, too.
>>277 Happy erfday. Here's a pic from my garden. I'm so proud of my little guys
>>279 wow, they're handsome
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These are wild raspberries growing in my back yard. In a few days this patch ought to be ripe enough to pick.
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Also, I saw a snake
>>287 I saw a slug rn
>>290 Did you name it?
>>292 that's not my right I told it that it can't just crawl around in such a well trafficed spot, and wished it good luck not to get stomped, and told it to have fun
>>293 My apologies, You're right. Next time you see it, you should ask for its name. If it isn't busy, of course.
Wow, where did the raid come from?
>>337 leftypol
>>345 Literally who
I dreamt of my wife last night. I told her I loved her.
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Dreaming of Anzu